Jake Ryan

It was four years ago that Hank Stuever wrote the article "Real Men Can't Hold a Candle to Jake Ryan". It was in the Washington Post on February 14, 2004. You can still read it here, on Hank Stuever's website, which looks like it hasn't been updated since 2005! I really, really hope he doesn't let the site just disappear. There are other interesting articles there, too. An update would be awfully nice.
http://www.hankstuever.com/jryan.html

Sixteen Candles